You think ‘Okay, I get it, I’m prepared for the worst’, but you hold out that small hope, see, and that’s what fucks you up. That’s what kills you.Stephen King (via lovequotesrus)
i dont care what you say there is nothing more stressful than wanting to have a conversation with someone but having absolutely NOTHING to say
"The wise man understands his weakness and seeks to find a lesson from it. The fool lets it control and destroy him." - Thrall: Rise of the Horde(via stunningpicture)
- accept that no pun is actually Good, but that the true nature of a good pun is to be so terrible that it becomes good.
- say every pun that occurs to you. i’m so serious about this, sometimes the most well received puns will be ones you considered not saying.
- ALWAYS laugh at your own puns, even if nobody else is. (especially if nobody else is.)
- know that you are hilarious. puns are a limitless resource and you have taken it as your duty to bring this gift to humanity. you are a hero.